Here Kitty Kitty

Hey everyone!

So today is my friend Derek’s birthday and he’s turning OLD today. So congrats, Derek. I hope your night is filled with Brooklyn brown ale in and around your belly.

So he is also (hopefully) receiving sister cats today! I’m very excited about this because when I visit him and Heidi in Nashville August, I get to play with these kittens! So this blog is not only dedicated to you, Derek, but also to cats around the world. But more specifically, it’s dedicated to Derek’s new kitty cats. Welcome to the fam!

So I have compiled some funny (the humor of these videos can be debated, I guess, but I laughed) videos of cats that other people who like to make fun of cats has made. Cats are funny, what can I say? So I have some videos, some LOLCATS photos, and a few of my own lolcats pictures. ENJOY!

Here we will start with the CAT BOOGIE.

Cat, I’m a kitty cat. And I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance.

Have you ever seen a cat stretch out on their backs on the floor? THEY’RE LONG! So here’s a video of people thinking this longness is funny, especially when blown up out of proportion and made to look like horror creatures akin to godzilla and king kong (the original longcats).

Kittens are adorable. Here is a homemade version of the “lolcats.” Lolcats is a site where people post funny picutres of cats and then other people put headliners underneith with bad grammar, such as “can i has” or “i is”. This is called “lolspeak” or “kitty pidgin.” No joke. It apparently parodies the bad grammar common in internet slang. Here’s a cute kitty, though.

Cat standing! Longcat!

Surprised Kitty!

Surprised Human!

And now I present you the original lolcat (the very first photo/caption… now it is a world phenomenon!):

And the latest editions of lolcats by yours truly featuring: SAMMI and the SISTERS (sorry if my grammar isn’t bad enough! I tried my best!)

SAMMI THE SAUDI CAT (she has a Saudi Arabian passport)

“Can I haz more catnip? It haz crack in it and make me feel so goodz! Pwease, Jenna. I luv you foreva!”

“Hey! Don’t tickle my sistor! She no likey it! I protect you sistor!”

“How you likes my Clint impression? My daddy teach meez.”

“Look! I flying! Whoah! Too high, pulls meez back down!”

“Do you haz this shoes in a half size smaller?”

“Can I haz world to rule? Pwease? Okay – can I haz your heart, then? Too bad! I takes it with me cuteness!”

lolhumans – I think this site should exist, as well. So here is the very first, original lolhumans photo. (photo taken in Verona, Italy).
“I iz never cold with my purple vest! Except for my half shaven forehead…”

This blog is dedicated to the classiest man I know. Happy birfday. See you soon. LOLZ

Lolz truly,
Jenna

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